Car accident

who: John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith, 91 and Roger Clementine, 13
what: Car accident
where: On Slaughter Lane and First Street in Austin
when: 4:55 pm October 6 2015
why: Roger was going 60 mph on the wrong side of the road
how: Roger was on the wrong side of the road speeding


Yesterday afternoon at 4:45 p.m. Roger Clementine a fourteen year old boy and Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith and 91 year old man with his wife Melba, 67, collided head on at the intersection of First Street and Slaughter Lane.

It was a sunny hot Austin day when Roger was speeding down the wrong side of the road with his uncle's car. On the other side Jacob was was way below the speed limit when he saw Roger speeding down.

"What the....." Jacob yelled right before the collision.

Roger's 1948 Studebaker had only suffered a crumpled fender but Jacobs 1989 Yugo was a complete loss.

"My whole car was ruined and he only had a crumpled fender!" Jingleheimer whined.

Clementine had a few little cuts on his face and was taken to University Medical Center Brackenridge and he was release shortly after being treated. Jingleheimer had a serious head injury and was in some bad condition this evening. Melba only got a bloody nose during the accident.

"I had a cut almost one inch from my eye! I could have been blinded!" Clementine complained.

"My husband is in serious conditions from you driving on the wrong side of the road at 60 mph!!" Melba yelled at Clementine.

Clementine shouldn't have been driving in the first place since he is too young to be driving and Melba found that out and wasn't happy.

"He is not even old enough! He probably stole that car too!"

There was no reason for this crash since the roads were not slick. It was hot and dry.

"I slid a little into the wrong lane and then the sun was in my eyes." Clementine whined when asked why he was in the wrong lane.

Melba had a bloody nose from the accident which was more Clementine had

"That little brat only had tiny cuts I got a big bloody nose and my husband could die!"

There is no word on how Jacob has been recovering. Last heard about him was this evening when he was in serious condition. Hopefully he will okay and Clementine will not be charged with manslaughter.

"The only reason I want him to live is so I'm not charged with manslaughter." Clementine said when asked if he was worry about Jacob.